Friday 19 September 2008

Joke from my jokes collection 2

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle, “Well...?”

She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, 6’-2”, hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, ‘My God...’.”

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