Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!
Sunday 30 November 2008
Friday 28 November 2008
Joke from my jokes collection 20
A Sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.”
The Sardar then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The Sardar says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?”
He said, “It’s a thermos flask.”
The boss then says, “What does it do?”
He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”
The Sardar replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”
He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.”
The Sardar then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The Sardar says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?”
He said, “It’s a thermos flask.”
The boss then says, “What does it do?”
He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”
The Sardar replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”
Thursday 27 November 2008
Joke from my jokes collection 19
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally, a search is being made. They find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims, “71st and again barefoot!”
Wednesday 26 November 2008
Joke from my jokes collection 18
Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column “Salary Expected”: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: “Yes”
Saturday 22 November 2008
Joke from my jokes collection 17
Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.
A. So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.
Friday 21 November 2008
Joke from my jokes collection 16
Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Thursday 20 November 2008
Joke from my jokes collection 15
Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec”, says the rep.
“Thank you!” says the Sardarji and hangs up.
“Just a sec”, says the rep.
“Thank you!” says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Saturday 8 November 2008
Joke from my jokes collection 14
Sardarji is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
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